Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman
By David Walters
Source: Esquire

The star of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles tells us a good one about a horny nun.

Three Italian nuns go to heaven, and God says, “You’ve been so amazing, I’m going to send you back as anyone you want.” Nun No.1 says, “I want to go back as Brigitte Bardot.” God says, “Granted,” and send her back to earth. Nun No. 3 says, “I want to go back as Gina Lollobrigida.” And God says, “Have a great time,” and sends her back down. The third nun says, “I want to go back as Sahara Pip-a-leeni!” And God says, “Who’s that?” And she pulls out a newspaper that reads, “Sahara Pipeline laid by 3340 men.”

About the jokester:
If Lena Headey isn’t the First Lady of comic-book-reading sci-fi dweebs, she will be soon. The British actress recently portrayed Queen Gorgo in the superbloody adaption of Frank Miller’s 300, and she currently stars as the title character on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, the Fox series that picks up after the events of Terminator 2, a film Headey admits to having only recently seen. Even is she wasn’t aware of the amout of machine ass she’d have to kick, she was physically well suited for the job, thanks to her boxing training. “Where I used to spar, there was this terrifying Russia female boxer named Angel. She was like Dolph Lundgren. Being an actress, I’d scream, ‘Not in the face!’ ” Fortunately for all, the request was obliged.